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Tra-la-la!

Students of the Lady, learn from my merciless success. I unlock my secrets to you.

I begin my day at 6am with a hearty shout of "tra-la-la!", a mountain hike and a glass of otter milk. Then I retire to my own spacious studio apartment to plan my conquests . . .

Stage 1: The Style

To succeed, I must be well washed and oiled, the hair must be greased and sculpted, the clothes complete the style. Devastating!

Stage 2: The Venue

Linger casually outside cinema toilets. As always.

Stage 3: The Approach

The lines must be perfected.

To the demure rosebud:: Are you intimidated by my trousers?
To the feisty feline:: Ha-ha! Fresh! Shall I slap you, or love you?
To the modern woman:: Your smells interest me!
To the nature's beauty:: Under my clothes, of course, I am naked.
To the playing-hard-to-get player:: I have a motto, 'If you turn to run, I will jump on your back'. I am irresistible!

Please be my guest and marvel at my gallery of conquests!