‘Toot Toot’ Fabergé
Who is she?
Taught to fight by Rasputin's faithful butler on the ice-encrusted tundra of the Southern Steppes, Toot Toot fears no man, animal, manimal or mini-beast.
Only 4'2'', she was hidden inside a large jewelled egg and presented to the Tzar on his seventieth birthday. She enters the ring from inside a doll inside a doll inside a doll, etc.
They call her Toot Toot because she is like a steam train chugging towards your jaw. If she can reach it, she will chug over it, signal failure, adverse weather conditions and other delays and cancellations permitting.
Best move?
Terminus — Toot Toot chugs over your face and stays there. End of the line, my friend!
Good or evil?
Good, with the honest wisdom of the midget.
